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Amusement Park Poop Story :: Myth or Legend?

There is an infamous story about a girl that shit herself on a rollercoaster at an amusement park. You here the story everytime you go to a park with a group of people and it's always a cousin's friend or something to that effect. I think the way the story goes the girl had waited in line for a couple hours to get on a ride and most of the time she had to take a dump. When they got to the front she was going to leave but was easily persuaded to stay since she had waited so long. After being locked into the cart and buckled down she realized she was not going to make it. The rollercoaster took off and over one of the hills she lost it and pooped her pants. When she got back to the loading station she unbuckled and darted for the exit with a nasty ass brown stain on her back. They had to shut down the ride for almost an hour to sterilize it. She came on a bus with a group of people students so she could not leave. Unable to leave she spent the rest of the day with a brown stain on her backside that she claimed to be Coke to anyone that asked. Must have been a hell of a bus ride home. Can you imagine being the person responsible for shutting down a ride because you defecated on it

4 comments:

Bubb Rubb said...

This exact thing very nearly happened to me. It was literally the closest I have ever came. The ride, in a beautiful twist of irony, is called the Mean Streak, and let me tell you, it would have been Mean.

Anonymous said...

so hot

Anonymous said...

hello my name is natalie holl and i want to know how old was the girl.

D-D said...

Sorry Natalie, but I have no idea how old the girl was.....