I remember when i was in the 4th grade I had actually shit my pants. Heres the story. One day I was sitting in my seat just chilling and ready to learn. All of a sudden I feel a little rumbling in my stomach. I dont think much of it and continue my time of chilling. (Now remember I was young and couldnt hold it in so well). I had reccess in a couple of minutes and thought "awesome, i can go take a dump." But because i wasnt able to hold it, I was forced to release. It was wet too so i was all red at the face, i smelled of shit, and i was sitting in what felt like mud. Luckily no one sat behind me. But the people on my sides both looked at me. I started slowly ducking down in my chair. When it was time for recess i stayed in my seat until everyone else was out of the class. But stupid me, instead of going to the bathroom i went outside anyways. My shit was slushing around and i was disgusted. A few kids were playing soccer or something like that. But I ended up tackling one of my friends and the look on this kids face when he smelled the shit was priceless. The a monitor woman called me over and told me i needed to go to the office. My parents brought me new clothes but Ive never let the moment go.
NEVER SHIT IN SCHOOL!!!! IT'S THE WORST!!!!






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u shitty ass bitch y wud u takel sum1
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WOW you went outside anyways.....SMART MOVE!!! see...you did learn sumthing in school!
i've recently dunnit, so i've been googling guidance.
i'm in grade 5, and we recently had the most non-professional event. we went to a nearby grocery store with our "kindergarten reading friends".
my parents did not know about it, since there was no form. i didn't even know! that morning, my stomach hurt. it got worse on the way and back, so i just sat it class. i had the same "muddy wet" experience...
MY CLASS FREAKED OF THE HORRID SMELL. I KEPT IT A BIG BIG SECRET.
EVEN IF MY UNDS WERE FILLED WITH ...
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you takcle someone knowing you had shit in you pants? how disgusting is that how you spell it? i would freak if you tackle me! just a gross gross
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