Mackin at Blimpies

One day in high school I was driving home from school and I made the mistake of attempting to slip out a little fart in an effort to make room for the lunch I was about to eat. I remember thinking at the time that it felt a little wet but I had that thought so many other times I just let it go. I got out of my car and went into Blimpies and while placing my order heard a ruckus from the other people in line. I turned around and noticed 4 or 5 people trying to conceal their laughter. I figured it had nothing to do with me so I continued on and paid for my meal. As I turned around to leave the store I heard more laughter but this time it was coming from the people behind the counter. My first thought was they spit in my food or something. I kind of wish they had. When I got home I was all set to eat my Blimpie special when my brother came in and said "What the hell is on your pants?". Immediately my thoughts turned to the wet car fart incident. When I regained my composure I made up some lie about sitting in Coke or something spectacularly lame like that. Unfortunately, him nor the rest of my family believed it.