The Ring Bearer

A friend of mine was a ring bearer in a wedding around the age of 10. After the wedding he had a bit of an accident before he got in the limo. On the way to the next stop people were complaining about the stench in the vehicle. Fully aware that he was responsible for the putrid odor he jumped out of the limo at the next stop. A quick check in the gas station bathroom stall confirmed the presence of feces and utter destruction of his boxers. After the brevity of the situation set in he reached for the toilet paper and found none. To clean his ass he was forced to use one of his black tuxedo socks. After wiping his ass with his nylon, ass-scraping TP he disposed of the evidence in the bathroom garbage can. Returning to the limo he started to think he might get away with the ordeal when someone in the limo asked what happened to his sock. Being 10 years old and not very quick witted he informed the person that "he lost it". The questioning ceased at the point either because the wedding party was drunk or because everyone realized the cute little ring bearer had pooped his pants.