Dumped at the Mall for Dumping in my Pants

I was at the mall with my present girlfriend when I had the urge to sneak out a small fartbut, typical of this website, it was not a fart. I felt and explosion of warm, running, shit all over my lower half. In an act of desperation I told my girlfriend I had to use the bathroom but instead I ran home and changed my clothes. I am pretty certain at that time she did not notice the shit running down my leg. When I came back my girlfriend was gone. I called her up to see what her problem was with me abandoning her at the mall and she said " I don't date guys that shit their pants". What a bitch! Apparently some kid from school saw the disaster and ratted me out. What a dick! To end the story I went out and found a new girlfriend more appreciative and accepting of my loose bowel problems.