Late one summer night I was at a store buying a drink when this woman ran in all crazy and sweaty. When she got the clerks attention she asked if she could use the restroom. The clerk replied that the restroom was not for the public and he was sorry for any inconvience.(Not nearly as sorry as he was going to be) After the clerk's response the women replied where the hell do you want me to go....then she answered her own question. After verbally assaulting the clerk the women shit in her blue jeans right there in front of the counter. Excrement ran down her legs like a waterfall and puddled up on her Chuck Taylors. After surveying the mess the woman looked at the cashier and said "See what you made me do" then darted to her car and took off. The best part was another customer that was waiting in line asked the clerk for the restroom key with the ultimatum if he didn't give him the key immediately he was going to do the same thing. Needless to say the clerk could not hand the key over fast enough.
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OMFG!!! That is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my fucking life.
dat was hot, and funny cause da lady answer her own question. If the clerk let her use the restroom but take his his time looking for da key,she would still goes in her pant anyway
if she ware tight white it be funnier
if that happened to me i would use a mcdonal bathroom or some place where i need not ask for a restroom. she had it coming with that asking to shit part. at least after she let it out she wont be crazy and sweaty any more , just really hot in the pant.
I'd hit that. Then coat myself in the shit.
sucking stools rules
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