I'm not sure if this is funny or not but some wacko kid at the school my girlfriend teaches at took a dump in the toilet, reached in to the shitter, grabbed some feces and wrote BITCH on the wall using their own excrement. The weird part to me is that it was in the girl's bathroom!
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Apr. 12, 2006 10:17 AM ORILLIA, Ont. - Five teenagers face charges after a cup full of human feces was thrown through a drive-thru window at a coffee shop in this central Ontario city.
All of the accused are boys between 16 and 17 years of age, and their identities are protected under the Youth Criminal Justice Act.
Police said one of the youths drove to a Tim Hortons at around 9:30 p.m. on March 23.
When he pulled up to the drive-thru window, a cup of human waste was allegedly thrown from the car at three female employees.
"They were all humiliated, embarrassed and very upset," said Const. Laura Kloosterman. "They had to clean it up. Uniforms and food went in the garbage."
One of the workers recognized the driver of the car because they attend the same high school.
The last of the suspects was arrested and charged Monday, police said.
"One parent even told me they saw it happen in a movie," Kloosterman said Tuesday. "None of them (parents and children) thought there was anything wrong with it."
The youths have been charged with mischief over $5,000, assault with a weapon and administering a noxious substance.
They are to appear in court in June.
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A Conroe school district coach is on leave while officials investigate claims that he forced a student athlete to defecate into a bag and urinate into a cup, KPRC Local 2 reported.The student said it happened during a bus ride back from a sporting event.Students and parents said they are disturbed about the allegations against coach Joseph Rodriguez but are divided about what action should be taken."It's kind of gross and unexpected, but at the same time, to me, it's not a big deal. It's an emergency. I mean, it's only humane to let a child go to the bathroom," said Barron Fredericks, a Conroe ISD student.The school district would not comment on the investigation.
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MY FRIEND ED WAS OUT CYCLING WITH A GROUP OF OTHER RIDERS ON AN ORGANIZED RIDE OUT AMONG SOME RECENTLY MOWED WHEAT FIELDS WHEN THE PAIN HIT. HE HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO DROP HIS BIKE SHORTS OUT IN ONE OF THOSE FIELDS AND PRAY NO ONE WOULD SEE HIM. HE HAD A MAJOR BLOWOUT IN THAT FIELD, AND JUST AS HE PULLED UP HIS SHORTS A GROUP OF CYCLISTS ROUNDED THE CORNER. WHEW, A CLEAN ESCAPE THIS TIME
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