Well not as extravagant as the others but none the less S***ty. I was sitting on my couch relaxing watching a bit of the tube, when all of a sudden I felt this horrible rumble. Knowing that the bathroom is ten feet away I am thinking, Hey I'll make it. But this was no ordinary rumble, and as I progressed the few feet to the bathroom the pain in my stomach got worse. Some how the action of standing to get up from the couch and walking to the bathroom had relaxed m sphincter just enough. As I pull down my pants to sit on the toilet. I S*** all over myself, my pants, the toilet and the floor. I live with my dad and was afraid this would wake him or that he would see my poopy covered rear end running from the bathroom to my bed room. I decided to steal the plastic bag from the toilet trash can and dispose of the tainted undies and proceeded to wash my poop laden buttocks. Not realizing how bad the accident really was I tried to retrieve my pants from the floor. Only to realize that they too were covered in my feces and I had now made a trail of this foul concoctive all over the floor in the bathroom. It was a clean up effort for sure, and a warning to listen to that rumble more carefully next time.
I guess that's what they mean when they say SUDDEN FREQUENT URGE.
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