I hated my step mom for multiple of reason and I'm pretty sure the feeling was mutual. Regardless, one night she was at work late and I seized the opportunity to switch her allergy pills with Imodiums. She didn't notice because the pills were similar in appearance. Five days later she started to complain that she hadn't taken a dump in days. My dad recommended that she try a laxative and she would try it the next morning before they went to her boss' funeral. Over hearing this wonderful intel, I got up early and prepared her an extra strength laxative tea for breakfast. As we ate that morning I watched in extreme joy as she drank the laxative tea and popped two Dulcolax pills. Although I was not at the funeral my father game me a summary. As the priest was speaking she stood still with her jar dropped looking very desperate for a bathroom. Later she had a horrific case of diarrhea in her pantyhose, down her leg, and into her drawers. She had no chance of making it to a toilet so she stood there in shame filling her pants politely. Dad said she was crying on the way home and blamed herself for taking 2 laxatives in stead of one. I win.
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It funny but situations like this occur all the time to diffrence people. especially if one's taking diet pills. some women on alli weight loss might shit their pant in public all the time.
I suggest you see a psychiatrist to address your anger issues and your fascination with feces, or, more precisely being the cause of somebody else suffering.
You are a weak human and lack basic integrity, I bet you can't even hit the water when you go to the toilet to pass motions, rather leaving a mess for others to deal with.
fuckin brilliant
Wow @ Disgusted's comment. Judging from the complete lack of empathy, he/she has obviously never had to deal with an evil step parent. Also a surprisingly vicious attack from a person who so hates to see suffering inflicted on someone. Hypocrite.
That's mean you could seriously harm someone by doing that.
YEAH - you seiously coud harm someone AND its mean!!!
god u must be mean!
dude u shud go see someone
man one time i was just standing there and suddenly i had to fart so i pushed a little to hard because before i knew it there was something brown and squshy in my pants
Karma ass hole you'll get yours you mean fuck
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