The day I quit soccer - An Athletic Poop Story

Well I was playing soccer at my school field on a Saturday and suddenly I had to shit more then I ever had to before. I ran off of the field and desperately headed for the school. All of the doors were locked. I was a mess. My face was red and I had tears pouring out of my eyes. I had about ten seconds before I lost total control. My school had a path that all of the kids run on and it is next to a hill. I went about a foot down the hill right next to the path, dropped my pants and let er rip. The embarrassing part was this was in plain sight of a highway and there were horrified people driving by disgusted. This van full of girls drove by and one gave my a thumbs up! After about five minutes of the most intense shit I had ever taken, I stood up to survey the damage. HOLY SHIT! There was a river of diarrhea running down the hill onto the road and cars were swerving to avoid it. I have never ran faster in my life because I was sure the cops were coming. I feel sorry for the janitor of who ever had to clean it up. When I got back to the field everyone was looking for me. I realized I had been gone about fifteen minutes. Well my team looked at me and collapsed in hysterical laughter. There was shit running down my leg and I didn't even notice it. Fortunately I was able to run home and quit. I don't play soccer anymore!

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