This is a funny story now but not a year ago when it happened. I have a beautiful wife who was having severe issues with constipation , as she was a converted vegetarian now eats meat products.On this particular day she could even stand up she was having such stomach cramps. She called me at work to say to come home and take her to the hospital. I left work arriving but a mere 15 minutes later, to find my wife on the toilet in tears, she felt a severe blockage and was trying to relieve it. I called the family doctor who asked several questions, which I verified, he then stated that a full liquid enema might relieve the bowels and forcefully relieve her anal cavity. I was very reluctant to perform such a task so I asked my mom to do it. She stopped at the drugstore and picked up the supplies, arriving in a short time. We proceeded to get my wife who was still in distress into the basement near the sump pump as she didn't want to mess the bathroom. My mother inserted the apparatus into her anus as i held her hand for moral support. My wife said it was a warm sensation then it felt quite mushy. As I guided her near the sump pump to have any residue go into I slipped on some residual enema liquid, and fell onto my side, as I attempted to get up, I was the recipient of a chocolate shower onto my nicely trimmed mullet hairdo. Needless to say I wasn't to happy as I stunk like an homeless guy near a sewage plant eating a shit dog on a stick!! So I got up Told my wife she has clean up, proceeded to take a shower and hit my local pub for an early happy hour, as I needed to get "HAPPY " fast!!
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