Allegedly, some random clogged these girls toilet and in order to save themselves from the humilation of the matenance man discovering they take shits, these girls thought it would be best to scoop the poop from the toilet themselves... problem solved i guess.
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To my neighbor I saw pooping in his yard yesterday w4m:
I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.".
Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police.
Yard Pooper
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One day, I was driving back home from a restaurant. I had nachos for dinner, but they were covered in cheese, jalepenos, onions, beans, meat, the works. I downed the whole thing and finished an entire cup of soda. About 15 minutes into the drive, I felt my stomach churning and I could feel my dinner traveling lower and lower. After half an hour, I could feel the pressure and seriously had to take a shit. Unfortunately, it was 1:00 in the morning and every place was closed. I was within an hour from home, so I decided to go for it. Big MISTAKE.
Moments later I felt a sudden and exploding urge to fart. I let out a lethal,loud and deadly fart, but that made it much, much worse. I could feel the shit coming out of my asshole, and sure enough, one more fart managed to explode out and it came. It was horrible, smelly, loud diarrhea. It just shot out into the seat of my pants with one loud fart. It kept coming and coming, never stopping. The shit just flowed out and through my thong and down my leg. I was sweating and farting and pooping right into my thong and white pants. I knew there was nothing I could do, so I decided to continue relieving myself. I pushed it all out and farted many many times. Boy, the stench was HORRIBLE. I looked down and it was brown. That was a bad, bad night.
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Super Monkey Poop Fight
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