Fart Contest gone wrong......

When I was 17, 4 of us went camping in the woods at one of the guy's grandparents farm. Of course, we had managed to get a case of Blue Ribbon. After a few hours, most of the beer was gone and we were all sitting around the campfire, feeling no pain. My best friend lifted his butt off the ground and ripped a loud fart. In our intoxicated state, that seemed like the funniest thing ever. Then one of the others let one go, producing more laughter. Soon we were all trying to outdo each other. Then it happened. I felt what I thought was a good one building up. I lifted my butt and gave a mighty push to maximize the sound. Instead of farting, I pooped in my pants. I guess the smell, plus the look on my face gave me away, because they all started laughing at me and teasing me about messing my pants. The guys have all called me stinky ever since.