Hot Fudge at the Hair Salon.....


I went to get my hair done at trade secret the day before yesterday, Not long after my stylist began doing my hair, i felt the urge to go number two. I figured if I didn't think about it it would go away, so i forced small talk with the woman cutting my hair even though i was sweating through my bra and wishing i was in the ladies room more than anywhere else. It was very uncomfortable, but I was too shy to ask to use their bathroom. I managed to hold on just fine until my stylist started doing my eye brows. All the sudden, I felt like I was about to explode a hot lake in my pants. I try my hardest to squeeze my butt cheeks together, grinding it against the chair, but i couldn't keep it in, hot fudge starts to ooze out of my butt like a squeezed up tooth paste destroying my thong. i took a deep breath stood up to thank my stylish for doing a wonderful job on my hair, keeping a straight face even through i was slowly shitting my pants as i spoke to her. I march calmly to the register to pay and leave my tip. As soon as i walked out of that place, i felt like my butt was going to explode. i could not hold it in for another second. sweating through my shirt I let loose a hot blast of diarrhea right in my pants. It came out so much i had to literary stop and find a spot to stand and hold myself, I could feel some of it start to drip down my leg so i rushed myself to the bathroom. by the time i got to the bathroom, I was a mess, I let loose the rest of the diarrhea in the toilet and had to wear my shit filled pants home, I cryed in my car the whole way.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You poor thing, runny shit down your legs is the worst. And the stench is mind blowing, you never forget it.

Anonymous said...

serves you right stupid for ignoring a stomach pain in the first place! That's a NO NO! I would've asked to use the rest room regardless, it's better than pooping yourself in public like that! I always ask to use rest rooms wherever I go, to avoid those kind of things, common sense would say that! Like DUH, this accident could've been avoided if you weren't shy to ask to use the bathroom, your own fault!

Anonymous said...

It was your own fault for not asking to use the restroom & also, for ignoring a stomach pain is a big mistake, common sense would say otherwise, been there, so I don't ignore stomach pains, knowing they are going to get worse & cause major pooping! You could have saved yourself from embarrassment & from pooping in your pants by using common sense so I don't feel sorry for you.