Once when i was 11, i ate at sizzlers and was struck with a mean case of diarrhea. i thought i would be able to hold it because we were heading home but on the way my parents decided to pull in to kmart. Much to my dismay, they proceeded to wander the store for what felt like an eternity. After a good while, I considered the probability that I would not make it home and so i went looking for the bathroom. Once i found it, I was horrified to discover that they were all occupied. So i left and told my parents i had gone. We walked around for a bit more and then headed back to the car. My dad was just unlocking the doors when i realized that I had no time left, i needed to find a toilet bad. I made a mad dash to back into the store but on the way i could not hold it any longer and it came streaming down my legs, falling out of my shorts. By the time I actually sat down on a toilet i was done. Not fun explaining that one to my parents.






3 comments:
aww im sorry. I know how it feels, i shat myself at my high school prom
Amy xxx
hehe poo, i shat myself at my high school formal dancing with the hottest date ever! she sniffed it just after hugging me. i said "maybe it is your breath", things turned to shit after that.
I don't know what it is about KMart Or WalMart but everyone seems to have to poop there. The fact that you had to poop when you got there only made it worse. Taking a walk through a KMart only heightens the effect of hving to go. Anyone else have to poo everytime they start walkin around a KMart or WalMart?
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