Never eat a green streak

This story happened to me just last month. I'm a single guy, love hanging with friends, taking things easy, partying it up and I LOVE eating. I especially love steak and grilling it over a charcoal grill. One weekend not too long ago I purchased a steak, thick and juicy just asking to be grilled. Somehow though it got forgotten about in the fridge for about a week and half.
Saturday rolled around and I really really wanted it. I was over this girl's house grilling dinner for her, a nice new fresh steak, and kept the old one for me. I figured what's the harm? A little diarrhea never hurt a man? I learned the hard way.
The steak even after numerous seasonings still tasted raunchy and yet I still ate it. After dinner we cleaned up, got out a few beers and a dvd movie game, one of those seen it games with clips from movies. Halfway through my beer, my stomach began to ache so bad. The feeling to pass gas soon came over me, so I went to the bathroom. I let one rip and it sounded like a machine gun going off. At this point I didn't have to take a shit but as soon as returned to the dvd game this horrible gurgling wave of noises ran thru my belly, a feeling of nauseousness came over me, I stood up and ran outside to vomit and at the same time crapped the runniest shit I ever had in my pants.
I didn't say a word to anyone, grabbed my keys and booked home. Took the longest shower ever. I puked my guts up for a day, and was shitting for three. Even crapped myself while sleeping.
I got what I deserved. Stick with the fresh steak!