Plumbing Dump

My husband is a plumber and he got a emergency call on night while we were out to dinner. He said it wouldn't take long so we went to the customers house. While he was inside I had to take a massive shit. I was eight months pregnant with my second child. I tried to call him but he wasn't picking up his phone. I laid in the back seat of the truck for about twenty minutes. I couldn't take it anymore so I opened up the truck door and squatted down on her carport and let it go. Thanks God it was dark. I needed something to wipe on and I located a pair of my husbands jeans and wipes my butt. He came out and we pulled out of her carport and there was a massive pile on her driveway. I told my husband what I did and he was pissed. He said he had to return to her house in the morning. I told him maybe she would think it was a dog. He said it looked like an elephant shit there.