Before I go....

I just got home when I got a call from my boss about a raise. I jumped into the car and drove to CanJet. I walked out of my car and into the building. At that time my stomach started hurting, I ignored it. I walked into the office and dropped my suitcase on the floor, it opened and a few things fell out. I picked them up and sat down. This is where things got interesting. We had a long talk. ``Before Ì go...`` I said. Then my bowels started. The gas came out big time! Then came the diareah all over the guest chair. Then came the pee that I couldn't hold in. My boss looked at me. I ran off... When I went back to work. I heard people saying ``Did you hear that she shit herself yesterday`` as they were pointing at me. I quit a few days later.