My Prom Poo


It was my high school prom and i was just finishing dinner when a strong urge to go to the bathroom made me get up. My friend said "are you ok" and i said "i really need the toilet" and she insisted to come with me because she needed to pee. So we went down stairs where the bathrooms were and every step i took my cramps got worse. My friend went in a cubicle and i waited painfully until she came out and she said "have you gone" and i just Said "I'm sorry for this" and ran in as fast as i could. I pulled my dress up, and i made the loudest series of explosive farts ever. During all of it i was moaning and groaning holding my stomach, 40 minutes later i flushed the loo and came out to my friend and i started to cry in embarrassment because she looked round and saw massive diarrhea stains all over my white dress. She gave me her spare t-shirt and shorts (well they were hot pants really) Then it was the after party when i started feeling the second attack coming on. This one felt bad, very bad. I started having huge cramps and then i felt mass amounts of air drop into my low intestine. I then began farting violently and no matter how much i squeezed my cheeks to close they just kept coming out. I was now heading for the bathroom... when i got there i saw a line waiting for it. I said how long have you been waiting for?" and the guy said "Well like forever!" So with my hands on my bottom i said "BUT I NEED TO GO NOW!" Then i was farting loudly again and everyone looked. I moaned "ooooooooooooooo" and that's when poo began to gush out of me (the hot pants were less then a foot long) and they had completely gone brown, i then rushed outside and exploded in a public bin. I was on it for 2 hours and the shorts shrunk so i couldn't put them back on. I walked home in a thong and a t-shirt in the night.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG! sorry to hear your prom was a disaster :( Hope ur ok now babes xxxxx

Anonymous said...

HAHA
Probably the most best girl poo story on here!!! XD

Anonymous said...

That is absolutely the most hilarious thing I've ever read in my life.

I'm probably going to crap my pants just reading it again!

funnyguy4 said...

ha ha ha ha thats the funniest storie on here how your prom dress doing lol

Anonymous said...

Oh my god.. Thats awful. I JUST READ THIS, AND PLEASE FORGIVE ME WHEN I SAY I HAD TO STOP ABOUT 3 TIMES BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD.. I have a headache now LOL.

Anonymous said...

i'm a guy and the same thing happened to my prom dress :(

Anonymous said...

super hot

Anonymous said...

absolute hilarious. How you have the courage to share that story I'll never lnow, good on you chick!

You'll be pleased to know your story, your day of pain, and loss of dignity, has caused me such laughter!

It reminded me of the tv program Worst week of my life', where everything goes wrong for you.

Anonymous said...

Clearly fake

Anonymous said...

WHAT A DIRTY LITTLE BITCH HAHAHAHAHA