Rectal Explosion in Hawaii

So I was vacationing in Hawaii and one morning I woke up and left my hotel room to get a cup of coffee. On the way back the poo fairies within had to make room for another shipment. So it was on quick notice that I had to take a MASSIVE dump. I started by sprinting back to my hotel room, to doing the long strided goose-stepping, to eventually walking like a penguin and making the Peter Griffin grunts. \"eh..eh..eh.\" I got to the hotel bathroom at the nick of time, but my brother apparently had the same idea as me, but about 10 seconds before. So I knew there was an outdoor bathroom just a few yards away, so I began my march of the penguins at a quicker speed, but alas, I did not make it. I squeeked a bit out, but once I was over the toilet, I couldn\'t wait for the underpants to come off and it just exploded like nothing you\'ve ever seen. So pants around my ankles and crappy underpants just hanging there I thought I could just sneak back to my hotel room, but nope. There happens to be a ton of girls and hotel staff outside the bathroom doing who knows what. I just crammed my underpants into a garbage bin and pulled my clean pants up then casually walked out and once I was a few feet away I ran to the hotel room where I showered away the remainder of my fecal matter and shame. Aloha indeed