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My day was planned, i was going to my boyfriends at 1pm. Unforunately at 12:55 i got up and felt a horrible bowel movement coming on. I needed a dump BADLY! I walked carefully to the bathroom while feeling my gut exploding inside. I had reached the bathroom but no toilet paper!!! I then once again carfully went upstairs and said to my little brother "i really hope we have toilet paper!" as i walked down stairs i farted a lot in a gross noise, i mean gross!
As i reached the bathroom i lifted my skirt up (easier) and plummeted onto the seat farting out bits of gunge, then i felt the big one, with no effort a massive log came out of me. That was finally over, i got to my boyfriends at about in the end because all the cleaning up i had to do. It weren't over though as i felt so much pressure in my lower body, i had to fart, i knew that it was one of those quiet ones so i let it rip.
Mistake! It stunk! Luckily he didn't ask but i know that he knew i did it. I lied saying that i must leave to babysit my brother, he just said ok. I quickly left in a hurry knowing that i was gonna shit myself as my stomach was gurguling insanly. When i got in i tried clenching my arse as i couldn't stop these violent farts from coming out. But then it turned from bad to worse, i had made a mess, poo came running down my legs as i did not have tight underwear on, the whole accident itself lasted at least half a minute and it was a very noisey poo, i was kind of squatting and cursing. There was a lot to clean up, and thankfully none of my family realized. I got rid of my skirt and my panties.
That was the worst poo experiance that i have ever had to do!!!
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We were on our way to Austrailia, me the wife and two kids, Robert and Jiminy.
Anyhow it is a 10hour flight.....the worst day of my life so far. We were two hours into the flight, when i needed to shit reallllly bad. "It must be that skittery arsed plane food!" i thought to myself. I stood up and shuffled past my wife who was sitting next to me.
I walked up the aisle towards the toilet when i noticed that there were around 5 other people waiting in queues at both ends of the plane waiting to use the toilet "oh no!" i thought as i farted. I started to bend my legs and clench my thighs together doing a bizarre dance almost...i didnt care how ridiculous i looked...i just didnt want to shit myself. then the inevitable happened......BANG! just like that my arse exploded....with not even a fart as warning.
everybody looked so disgusted as the putrid brown substance poured down the legs of my shorts and into my trainers. the odour was unbearable! we had another eight hours of the flight remaining and i had to go back to my seat, utterly mortified. my wife smelled the stench as i tried to get back into my seat.....using the air sickness bag in the pocket of the seat in front of her. And typically three quarters of the planes passengers were in the same hotel as me when we (eventually) reached Austrailia. UTTERLY MORTIFIED!!
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